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Top 10 Things a WiFi Installer Does Not Want To Hear...

Here are the top 10 things (IMO) you don't want to hear from a customer when you arrive on site to install a new WiFi network (I compiled this rather quickly in a flippant moment - please don't take it too seriously...):
Our networking guy, who was going to be helping you today, isn't available, I'm afraid he's... (choose from the following): On a late shiftOff sickOn leaveOver-sleptDouble-bookedLeft the companyHad a babyBuying a radiation suitOh, you wanted POE ports for those APs?Our goods-in department has definitely received the kit, they're just not sure which part of the hospital it went to...Oh, we thought you were bringing the kit with you. No, we haven't received anything.You know that 500-person call-center where you said we might have issue with personal hot-spots? The good news is, we've introduced a policy of 'no personal hot-spots' in that area! As a sweetener, we gave all of the operatives a bluetooth headset, mouse and keyboard ea…